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"Hello, players. Look at your hero, now back to me, now back at your hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped angsting about his fake past and got on with saving the world, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the Hilde Garde with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's two items with that ability you want. Look again, the items are now trancing! Anything is possible when your hero is awesome and doesn't angst over every last little thing. I have a tail."
And indeed, he is now swinging upside down from his tail as the Hilde Garde 3 flies off into the sunset, while a jaunty whistled version of the Final Fantasy theme plays over everything…
Project X Zone 2- Characters I'd like to Add
Deserved Better
KH Soul Crossed Chap 8
If you seriously have no idea what's going on here, [url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykV… this cleverly arranged and well-placed link[/url].
A long overdue thing for one of my best friends, FrozenPagan. This was one of the few jokes of mine he ever actually laughed at, and I promised to write it up for him. Just took me, oh, a year or two.
Also, no, I have never played Final Fantasy's VII, VIII, or IX, and I have never finished X, which are the games mainly being referred to here. This was a joke, not done seriously. Though Zidane is one of the more interesting leads from an FF game for a while from what I know of him. Anyway!
Final Fantasy belongs to Square Enix
The Old Spice man belongs to all you lovely ladies and gentlemen out there. And Old Spice.